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Q: What do you call a rabbit with a million dollars?
A: A million-hare.


Carter, 11, Ohio

Q: What’s the difference between a rock star and a snake?
A: One sings a song and the other slinks along.


Chloe, 8, Kansas

Q: How many animals did Moses take on the ark?
A: None. It was Noah on the ark.


Paige, 13, North Carolina

Summertime Fun

Summer wind
Blowing soft.
Summer sun
Makin’ us hot.
Staying inside,
Fan on full blast.
Going outside
Camping at night.
Having a wonderful time
Every blissful sight.
Spending more time with God,
And that feels just right.


Jasmine O'Bryant, 11
Massachusetts